A really smashing chap who everyone loves and admires. Here's some sample quotes from friends and lovers. "Oh yeah, he's taught me all about my swing. He also knows more about the world of breakfast cereal than even JT Snow. He's a wonderful, kind guy, and I'll buy him a ranch" (Barry Bonds) "He's an eight foot tall basketball player, but he's got all the charms of Gandhi." (Arthur Lee). "Cliff Richard is a dobber. This guy however is the real deal. I like his glasses." (Condaleeza Rice) "What can I say, he's second only to Howlin' Wolf in the cool dude stakes, and he's great in bed." (Jose Lima's Wife) "Gimme his address. I need his intellect like an addict needs heroin. Gimme his eyes and his funky funky t-shirts. I will buy him all the Anchor Steam his svelte frame can handle, and that's quite a lot because he's the best drinking I have ever met. And that goes for all of us." (Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young).

International Panda Slaughterer and Republican Party Junior Vice President with Special Duristriction For Inventing Brand New Breakfast Cereals - Including But Not Limited To Whisky Flavour Sugar Coated Marzipan Flakes.

I love hating things, and I hate loving things, but sometimes I do. Those things mainly involve alcohol. I don't smoke, but I do enjoy a fine cigar in that lovely little store down by the Walgreens on Fisherman's Warf. Soccer, cricket and baseball all appeal though I am lousy at two and never tried the other. But I suspect I'd be no better than atrocious. I enjoy befriending Jersey Girls and eating toast with them as the full moon rises over an open field. I've been around the world, and this will continue as I take a new job in the teaching profession. Other areas of expertise include postmodern criticism, worshipping Saint Monday, strumming away on my acoustic guitar, wearing a watch, investigating the paranormal (mainly pertaining to incidences of sheep/alien intercourse) doodling on my jotter, and general dandyism courtesy of the fine, fine clotheswear emporiums of Carnaby Street. Oh yeah, and jitterbugging the night away in the Joshua Tree desert.